Sunday, December 9, 2012

LIFE ’75 chapter 200

B: Garry, Clyde F: Leon, Jeri-Lynn

In the summer of 1975 three Portrait Players came back later in the summer to go to St. Louis and represent Canadian Bible College at LIFE ’75. It was a unique opportunity. All Alliance colleges had historically sent music groups and we knew we would be different. I don’t believe we ever got onto the main stage like the music groups did, but each college was given their own room to “entertain” after the evening service. We packed the room out every time. Leon Throness, Garry Tollefson and Jeri-Lynn Hougstol teamed up to do all our short skits and rocked the place with Rinse the Blood of My Toga. Steve Town, CBC student, was at LIFE and filled in on many of the bit parts. It was good to have him. I felt sorry for Simpson College. They sent a choir with the boys in suits and the girls in formals. Good singers, but hey just did not relate.
LIFE ’75 was in a very large hotel in St. Louis. The contract had been signed 2-3 years earlier and they wanted more money after pricing information had been published. The C&MA Youth Director held them to the contract. The hotel got even by serving the worst food possible. Every meal was Swanson’s frozen TV dinners served along with some strange number three-dye thing in a plastic container that was called a drink. It was tolerable it you did not suck into the bottom third of the container. That tasted like pure plastic. Delegates mocked the company’s promotional tag line “Swanson’s makes it good.” By repeatedly chanting “Swanson’s makes it yuck.” It could not be stopped.
On the second day of the conference hotel management mentioned to conference leaders that while their pop machines were being empties several times a day, there were no empty pop cans anywhere. I think it was Steve Town who told the leaders that the cans were going to the rooms on the top floor with plans to dump them out the windows the last night all at the same time. I don’t know if this little stunt was the delegates getting even with the hotel, but it did sound like fun. However, the possible damage to people and property could be high and cleanup would be a challenge. Then there was also the possibility of legal action. Some personnel from college tour groups were asked to help empty those rooms of pop cans. Hotel personnel each took a few people with them and they checked every room dragging out huge bags of pop cans from every room. I ran the service elevator from top to bottom filling that large elevator to the ceiling on every trip. There were so many cans they had to have a crew in the basement to unload the elevator so I could get back to the top to reload as fast as possible. I made dozens of trips. I was counting trips for a while until I lost count.  Typically about four rooms worth of cans filled the elevator.
The workers were laughing because the number of cans was so enormous it was hard to believe they could collect that much in one day. On the other hand, there were over 4000 delegates and kids were passing it on to delegates on the top floor and kids on the top floor were regularly empting the recycle containers. You had to hand it to the group that organized the plan. It was well organized.
When the pop can clean out deed was done we all wished we could see the faces of the kids when they returned to their rooms and found all the cans gone, our team went to my room and laughed, and ate snacks until the wee hours of the morning. No one was concerned about making it to breakfast for “Swanson’s TV scrambled eggs and soggy hash browns.
At our first meeting of the conference, everyone was warned about walking in the park across the street from the hotel. It was not safe. That was the last trip to the center of the USA. No more St. Louis.

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